I'm #1!

I was just informed that I am the #1 Google Image search result for "Amputee Horse Porn." And the #5 overall. And apparently the first 4 are clearly spam, though I'm not about to search that on this work computer.

I've never been more proud of myself.

Really.



(Not shown: Horse, remaining 3 limbs, penetration)

So, yeah...

I can't think of anyone who reads this blog who doesn't know this already, but to all the people who came here looking for pictures of Adam Ant, explanations of Boy George Lyrics, rants about Ghostbusters and/or The Golden Girls, or just some good old fashioned amputee horse porn:

I got engaged last night.

That is all.

In which The Slogger is flabbergasted...

This isn't really much of an entry, but I just wanted to point out that this picture making the internet rounds is mystifying me:

Seriously, my mind is blown.

On every level.

I defy anyone to make sense of this.