I am the laziest blogger on the planet.
Thank god I never told anyone about this page.
Saturday, May 12, 2007
Thursday, January 18, 2007
Runts
Ok. So I decided to go ahead and start a real blog, after joining this site for the sole purpose of mocking my friend Ali. After a lot of soul-searching and self-evaluation, I realized my first post should really be about something important to me: Runts.
You know, the candy-coated fruit shaped treats from Wonka. Man, those are good. Real good. And now that they have blue ones (it's a scientific fact that blue treats are 17% more awesome than all others by default), they are unstoppable as a candy treat.
That is all. I promise to be relevant next time. Maybe make a mission statement about Slogging. Or at least bitch about how badly I effed up my toe this morning.
You know, the candy-coated fruit shaped treats from Wonka. Man, those are good. Real good. And now that they have blue ones (it's a scientific fact that blue treats are 17% more awesome than all others by default), they are unstoppable as a candy treat.
That is all. I promise to be relevant next time. Maybe make a mission statement about Slogging. Or at least bitch about how badly I effed up my toe this morning.
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