Runts

Ok. So I decided to go ahead and start a real blog, after joining this site for the sole purpose of mocking my friend Ali. After a lot of soul-searching and self-evaluation, I realized my first post should really be about something important to me: Runts.

You know, the candy-coated fruit shaped treats from Wonka. Man, those are good. Real good. And now that they have blue ones (it's a scientific fact that blue treats are 17% more awesome than all others by default), they are unstoppable as a candy treat.

That is all. I promise to be relevant next time. Maybe make a mission statement about Slogging. Or at least bitch about how badly I effed up my toe this morning.