***FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE***Thunder Matt’s Saloon Was Right To Endorse Wells
Chicago, IL – July 29, 2009
After 8 solid innings of shutout ball, giving up only 6 hits and walking 2, TMS's July 16th endorsement of Randy Wells has thus far proven to be "right on, bitches," in the words of an anonymous TMS staffer.
This staffer then went on to call Wells "Nails. Totally f@cking nails, bro."
Mr. Wells himself remains unavailable for comment, no doubt because he is to busy kicking ass and taking names.
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