MySpace Archive: In Which Wolter is Disturbed

In an attempt to beef up this blog's appearance before I actually tell anyone about its existence, and also to relive some of my wacky antics over on MySpace, I am archiving all of my old posts over here at The Slog.

Nothing wacky today. In fact, I'm not going to even attempt to be funny about this.

The following is something that people I know find either disturbing or hilarious. For me, I was initially disturbed at this, then amused. Then I thought about it, and it is indeed disturbing.

[Originally posted on Saturday, June 23, 2007]

Ummm...yeah

The following letter was delivered to my office last week. It was addressed to the building, not anyone in particular. It was handwritten in a barely legible scrawl. I'm reproducing it in its entirity to the best of my abilities. Because I don't want to be the only one who was disturbed:

Dear Friend,

God is great, God is good, God is love and God forgives. All of us are guilty guilty of something & none is perfect but the father. people think God is the harsh judge who sits high and look low and out to get us but nothing could be farther from the truth. God is so harsh that he sent the Black panther gang by me after they repented.

We are living in the period of the first resurrection. people who have died are coming back. God the father, satan the Antichrist, demons demons and aliens from other planets are here on earth with us. In Moses day when problems were too hard for his workers helpers they took them to moses.

This time the Judges are God and me and I can solve most cases but when it comes to aliens that I don't understand and woman women sticking sticks up my sons rectum and giving him a shot in the penis, I leave in the hands of God. My mother was married to John the Baptist of the Bible. she needed a doctor in child birth and he didn't get her one killing killing her and leaving me with the comforts of a mother and he could get to me. He has tried to kill me since I was a baby and still at it.

John the Baptist is a demonic trick from hell who can be woman, man, or any nationality he chooses instantly. He can cause precision pregnacy pregnacy and has over a 170 babies. He change and people don't know who he is.

He is John Kennedy, Adolf Hitler, prince Charles, Richard Daley, Matt Hale, Janet Jackson, a few. The Jesus Jesus Christ of the Bible is the Antichrist. A priest got Mary pregnant and the lie lie went down in history that God did it. He did not die for our sins, he was crucifed crucified for telling the lie that he was the son of God. I am the real Christ. God permitted slavery so I could be born born in America. Stop lying, stealing, swearing, drugs, gambling, murder, robbery, sex out side of marriage, cheating, oral and rectal sex, smoking, drinking, repent, ask God to forgive you and do them no more. Read the Bible, pray, be Baptized and go to the church of your choice. The Bible say ye must be born a gain.

They took my children away from me to make them do oral sex on people so they could kill them. But the children are mine and no one can press charges just God and me, and we only press charges against the ones who took them.

Let me tell you a little about Congress these days. The sick Edward Kennedy posed as a doctor and examened me with a bottle washer and had me bleeding. He and a group put my brother under a toilet, took laxatives and let their bowels move on him. I was not permitted to go out all day once because Edward was waiting to throw feces on me. He has little boys doing oral sex in tuxedos while he Jack off in
[head?] at [cakes?]. Wait until I tell you the whole story in a book later. The Lord God planted a garden in Eden Eden – (Eaton John the Baptist named him self). The Lord God placed the man in the garden of Eden to tend and care for it. A river flowed from the land of Eden where gold is found. I found I found the gold at age 9. (Genesis 2-8, 10, 15).

John the Baptist worked for the Anti Christ taking care of his plantation making him Adam and the Antichrist God. Since we are living in the period of the first resurrection and the final eternal Judgment, creation started and ends with me.
may God Bless you.

yours truly
[Name withheld]

One thing is certain. This is definitely not a case of Sincere Irony.^TM But it is sincere.

I wonder about this woman (it was signed with a woman's name). I hope she has someone watching out for her.

I'm almost to the end of my MySpace archiving. I didn't post again on there for almost seven months. And then, it was only to comment on the fact that I hadn't posted for a while. I will be commenting on that commentary soon.